[Verse 1]
My friends are thicker than blood
My friends will drive me around then leave me in the mud

[Chorus]
My friends know I don’t know who to trust
They tell me "Check their pulse" and say "That should be good enough"
They ask me to confess
Which of them I like the best
My answer would be no one
All of my friends
I detest, I detest

[Verse 2]
My friends breath smells like beer and liquor
My friends creep into my dreams and tell mе to kick her
My friends whisper wеird things at night
They tell me to stick around and help fight their fights

[Chorus]
My friends know I don’t know who to trust
They tell me "Check their pulse" and say "That should be good enough"
They ask me to confess
Which of them I like the best
My answer would be no one
All of my friends
I detest, I detest
[Bridge]
My friends drain me full
Drink my blood then ask for more
My friends stuff cotton in my mouth
Then tell me to shout
My friends love to push me around

[Chorus]
My friends know I don’t know who to trust
They tell me "Check their pulse" and say "That should be good enough"
They ask me to confess
Which of them I like the best
My answer would be no one
All of my friends
I detest, I detest, I detest