[Intro]
(Omelette du fromage)

[Verse]
I'm a big dog, balls swinging in my flip flops
Jacked up Jack Russel with a big cock
White short sleeve tuck it in the boot cuts
Flex both pecs to the women in the chip shop
Shh
I said 'say less'
Plow through women like a train wreck
Kill a man for the pay check
Put a pole in his back, gay sex
Lord knows I can save her
Meat stick with an elegant flavour
Your wife came round for the gourmet
And I gave her the tip like a waiter
Bark at a bitch like 'woof'
Tell her 'bring friends I can do times two'
And we can do it on Zoom
Give P K Juice in my Lonsdale shoes
Now fuck you and your fat mother
She could use a tree for a back scrubber
I could make a raft from her back blubber
Sail to the long lost worlds on her back brother
And you're a virgin
You've never had sex with a person
You've only had sex with your right hand
We both know that ain't right man
Right, and I'm hot shit
Flyer than a pilot in a cockpit
Your nana's got a neck like an ostrich
I tell her 'come gobble on this PK cock bitch'
Kick back like a big toe
Wife's steady working on the cane-rows
Shit, this is how the game goes
Grandson's flipping on the packs on the payroll
Catch me on the curb, like shit dog
Can someone please show me how to Crip walk?
Don't say much I let the fists talk
You've been eating cheap ham, shit pork
I'm calculated like a cyborg
Hoofing up the K, high horse
I'm on the beach with my kiteboard
Smoking up a Jay, got my brain in a time warp
24 carat on the wrist chain
Thick braids, call me Rick James
Got the whole town talking 'bout my dick game
Your an arsehole squirt, little shit stain
Quit tripping bitch, this the pimp life
I was too G'd up for my ex wife
Cocaine made me old twin bro die
But it's alright 'cause I'll see him in the next life
Ice cold like a cube tray
I like her ass fat juicy
And I don't give a fuck what you say
Sitting on the internet, keyboard pussy
[Outro]
That's right bitch, fuck yourself
It's PK to the J