[Intro]
Today on the news: one man has stood up to tell everyone what he is. He's told everyone this:

(Wild Wes) "Hey everyone, it's Wild Wes here and i'm--"

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Da Funkiest. Da Funkiest
Da Funkiest. Da Funkiest
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Da Funkiest. Da Funkiest
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Da Funkiest. Da Funkiest
Da Funkiest. Da Funkiest

[Verse 1]
Mic check. With a beat like this you'll get wrecked
It's takes a lot of good talent just to get respect
I'm always on my feet. I always skip the greet
Never hatin' beats. We favor them like treets
I'm Ill not talkin' sick. By now you know da trick
We takin' what we can. I'm the ****in' man
We trick them. We flip 'em. We always diss them
I heard you love the funky sound so this is your anthem
I got all the funk. I'm not really the punk
I've got this all covered. You know the word
I'm always funky don't you forget
I think it may be the funk that you've met. I am

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Da Funkiest. Da Funkiest
Da Funkiest. Da Funkiest
Da Funkiest. Da Funkiest
Da Funkiest. Da Funkiest
Da Funkiest. Da Funkiest
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Da Funkiest. Da Funkiest

[Verse 2]
Wes goes round and round like a merri-go-round
You wanna know where I found this beat? Lost & found
Cause you will never get a beat like this anymore
When the beat plays, you'll make ya way to da floor
It'll get your blood pumpin'. I still see ya slumpin'
You better keep ya head up. 2Pac said it better
The funky sound invades. Goin' down like a cascade
We goin' old school like an arcade
According to my book. We'll never leave ya shook
We give no dirty looks. We ain't no crooks
Still keepin' it funky until the end
You listened to the funk and now it's your friend

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Da Funkiest. Da Funkiest
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[Interlude]
Da Funkiest. Da Funkiest
Da Funkiest. Da Funkiest
I'm about to kick that ****

[Verse 3]
Hey! Everybody
You just can't end the party
You best keep quiet
Cause we will start a riot
We never act stealthy
The homeless will get wealthy
From the ****in' lottery
Nobody can stop me
I'll yell about the fake
I'll tell about the truth
For God's sake
I'll knock out ya tooth
We ain't ever stoppin'
Funki T always toppin'
Funky sounds will conquer
I conclude so I don't ponder

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Da Funkiest. Da Funkiest
Da Funkiest. Da Funkiest
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Da Funkiest. Da Funkiest
(Until Fade)