[Verse]
I don't know how to break up with you
Because I'm too afraid to break up with you
Because if we break up then I'll have to move
And still pay my part of the rent, oh
We should have never shared a room, lady
You fuckin' suck and I do too, baby
More sex, yeah we thought we'd have more sex
But livin' together's only brought us more stress

[Chorus]
Ooh
What I want you to do
Is cheat on me so you're the one who has to leave