[Intro]
In the cruel heart of metropolis
Man exits work and enters the world
Drunk on moonlight, he slips into purple reverie
Emerald fantasies bejewel his mind and enrapture his soul
Returning to reality, he looks, and wonders
Is this all there is?

[Verse 1]
Walkin' home last night
Through busy streets
Can't handle the heat
Of the city
To my surprise
A car comes rushing by (By, by)
I stop to think
"If only it'd hit me"

[Chorus]
Hit me with your car (Car, car)
Hit me with your car (Car)
Hit me with your car
So I can collect disability checks, ooh

[Verse 2]
And the city lights
They burn my eyes
They're makin' me feel like I don't want to be alive (An idea emerges)
Oh wait, I do (An escape)
I'll try somethin' new
Hop in front of a bus and
Get, get motherfuckin' money
[Chorus]
Hit me with your car (Car, car) (This wasn't part of the deal)
Hit me with your car (Car)
Hit me with your car
So I can collect disability checks, ooh

[Refrain]
Spend it how I like
Maybe buy a new life
Girl you'd be my shinin' star
If you'd fuckin' break my leg with your motherfuckin' car