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Fables and Legends (Skit 1)
[Skit]
Value Select: "Except for you."

King: "How dare you insult the King! Guards, seize this sex warlock!"

Guard: "En guard! Eh, nya, nya, nya. Ow."

Value Select: "You must do as I say, King."

King: "What? And I never have sex ever again?"

Value Select: "Indeed."

King: "Who are you to make such a bold statement?"

Value Select: "Who am I? Why..."