[Skit]
Incel: "Hahahaha. All these years wasted, ha. Thank you, Mr. Select, and your marry group of gentlemen. Thank you most of all, handsome man. Oh, I'm running away! Wish me luck, everyone!"

Value Select: "Woo. Feels good doin' the community a friggin' service. Matter of fact, I feel the holy ghost in these halls tonight, uh! Can I get a witness, uh! Can I get an amen!"

Audience: "Amen!"

Value Select: "I said, can I get an amen!"

Audience: "Amen!"

Value Select: "Can I get a hallelujah!"

Audience: "Hallelujah!"

Value Select: "Ladies over the age of 18 and who are also single, I feel like taking you home tonight, uh! But not because I wanna have sex with ya, no, uh! But because my house is haunted, and I am afraid to sleep there by myself, uh! Danniel, Steve, make some holy ghost noise, take it away!"