He's just too goddamn good looking (Good looking!)
So attractive that the ladies just leave him alone
It's the only explanation why, every Saturday night
He cries naked in his lonely home

Don't say that it's just 'cause he's bad with girls
Because it hurts when you tell him the truth (Oh, yeah!)
He's just too goddamn good looking (Good looking!)
It's got nothing to do with his negative attitude

(But actually, it does)
Have a good day!