[Intro: Walter Sparrow & Agatha Sparrow ]
Walter: Check this out. Walter Sparrow doesn't work. But if I use my middle name;
Agatha: Walter...
Walter: Five one one nine seven. Isn't that amazing?
Agatha: What?
Walter: It's all twenty three, my birthday, two three, driver's license, social security number. Everything (Yeah)
I was born at eleven twelve p.m., eleven plus twelve, it's like it's like.. (On top)
Agatha: You can't be serious?
Walter: The author knows so much about me, it's as if he chose me

[Verse 1: King Gordy]
Uh, I have a son but it don't matter none
My wife gave me this book, her name is Agatha
Oh how you doing? My name is Walter Sparrow
This book is very interesting but yet I feel baffled
I keep seeing twenty-three things
Which leads me to believe I should know what twenty-three means
And I keep having weird dreams of murdering Agatha
My son watch her gasp as I fuck her and stab her guts like twenty-three times
Sorry I feel fine, but this book I keep reading makes me feel like it was my own life
I woke up twenty-three times tonight
Keep looking at this book hoping I don't die tonight
Me and my wife, been together for twenty-three years
This book got me shivering, shaking in fear
The guy in this book is married too, his wife is named Agatha
Who the fuck knew that he would also come right after her
And the number twenty-three would be in a clue
There's no book, this whole time twenty-three is you
And my wife's really dead now, grab the twenty-two
Put one in the chamber, twenty-three to my head, I'm through
[Chorus: King Gordy]
Twenty-three, baby let me count the ways you can die, suicide is just you and me
Twenty-three, I can tell you want some space, here's a grave big enough just for you and me
Twenty-three (Twenty-three, twenty-three, twenty-three)
Twenty-three (Twenty-three, twenty-three, twenty-three)
Twenty-three (Twenty-three, twenty-three, twenty-three)
Twenty-three, baby let me count the ways you can die, suicide is just you and me
Twenty-three, I can tell you want some space, here's a grave big enough just for you and me
Twenty-three (Twenty-three, twenty-three, twenty-three)
Twenty-three (Twenty-three, twenty-three, twenty-three)
Twenty-three (Twenty-three, twenty-three, twenty-three)

[Outro: Walter Sparrow]
I mean, a name is just a name, and a number's just a number, isn't it?
Twenty-three (Twenty-three, twenty-three, twenty-three)