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[laser gun sounds]

(Verse 1)
Into moon, riding long, hit a tit!
Eyeugh!
Tie-mila-oba-hifu-ai-enf!
Yet flames eat ants! Our two wheat grains break!
Rot-fuck-wu-fus-ut-ou-ait-ayyz!
Suck stop! Little Thor! I'm 10!
Through the rhymes, I'll rob her tights!
Eating the weed!
You don't have your balls!
All around the world - to the right!
Fighting high! Fighting under, normally!
Some shaved summer, never that fall!
IT'S RAW!
Dirty face!
It's a teenage problem!
Wasted shore on the little Thor!
List em'!
Blag-e-wain-issu-tassy-graig-
Tiggy-gaus-uga-siggu-auu-iffu?
NO! Ta-wa-graii-hisho-mausen-in-tiddo?
WHOA!!
Tits now! Till now!
Felt iron with weed!
Breathing for if it's wonderful!
Mr. Hans = THE WORST!
Kill the pain with this!
Have some caring sex!
The no-fun ball!
Father's only dumbfounded!
Father on the moon fades to black!
Eat the ass! The hot-ass on the road!

(Chorus)
Sour toffee-oui-oui-oui!
Waiter wants four daaa-ye-ays!
Canoe! Paint her wall!
She's been waiting just so long!
The human flame! The wait!
We have lost time!
It's just a thousand days before these
Fires, friends, and grains we carry die!

(Short instrumental break)
[Wi nøt trei a høliday in the firë and flamës this yër?]
[Fëël the tørturë]
[And see the majestik dëvil]
[The dëvil burned my sistër ønce]
[No realli! She was Karving her initials on him
With the ënd of his tail that shë sharpened with
A tøøl given tø her by Jësus- hër father-in-law -
A prëachër and star of mani møvies:
"The Prince of Egypt"
"Sound of Gospels"
"Neon Genesis Evangelion"...]

(Verse 2)
Eat ass! Such a long melody!
Oh god, the sky! Batch of ai-efw~
Eeaaugh!
Flames to the hands that heaven soaked!
Tillu-bangala-immer-en-saig-ass!
Through the leg, fighting ankles, raising thighs!
On a road, I am in my little heart! Infants!
Dancing time in the tomato land
Until the night stars blow up!
YOUNG MAN-
Blabba-te-teiz-miss-u-tee-gen-ez-
Wafu-mess-isty-tenni-a-genf-ai!
Den-e-weeze-shit-fuck-u-
Weed-misu-OOOOHH!!
Well, young man, weed will cut your femur!
See far beyond reality!
Party full of desperation
The time is now to die!
Crushing ISIS, terror will then halt!
FAST SUCKING, oh dang!
Day of this day, misery, it must be dead!

(Chorus)
Sulfur toffee-oui-oui-oui!
Waiter wants four daaa-ye-ays!
Canoe! Firewalls! Hooray!
Yay! We're safe! WHOA!
The human flame! The wait!
We have lost time!
It's just a thousand days before these
Fires, friends, and grains we carry die!

(Instrumental break)
[We apologize for the fault in the subtitles earlier
Those responsible have been sacked.]
[Mynd you, dëvil burns Kan be pretti deadli...]

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[The directors of the firm hired to continue the time-filler after the other people had been sacked, wish it to be known that they have just been sacked. These time-fillers have been completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute.]

[AUDIO EDITED BY]
[ADAM EMOND]

[CAPTIONED BY]
[WHIP]

[CAPTION ASSISTANCE]
[PROVIDED BY]
[LITERALLY NOBODY]

[This guitar solo lasts a while, so in the meantime, enjoy this transcript of Monty Python & The Holy Grail.]
(script for the famous "migrating coconut" scene is shown)
[Jesus, how long will this guitar solo last?]
[At least I don't have to caption any new lines for a while. This is taking forever.]

(Verse 3)
Peace here!
Wait with the blood in our hands!
A-A-
Turbots in fire! Mother, please! Indians!
A-A-
Asleep now! Jesus talking words!
[satanic chanting]
We love guns! It’s a very good way to FUCK-

(Chorus)
Sour toffee-oui-oui-oui!
Waiter wants four daaa-ye-ays!
Canoe! Firewalls! Hooray!
Yay! We're safe! WHOA!
The human flame! The wait!
We have lost time!
It's just a thousand days before these
Fires, friends, and grains we carry die!