[Intro]
I don't want a lot for Christmas...
I just want you for my tree...
I don't care about yoooooooooooooooooou!

[Verse 1]
I want lot for Christmas!
There's just one thing I need! (Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!)
Care about the presents
Underneath this tree!
I need hang my ocking
Way on the fireplace! (Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!)
Sloths make me happy!
Wait for Disney!

[Chorus]
I want for my own!
More you ever know!
Make wish come, ooooOOOOOoooo...
ALL WANT CHRISTMAS YOOOOOOOOOUU!
YOOOOOOOOOUU, BAE

[Verse 2]
All ass wish for Christmas!
Fucking wish for snow! (Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!)
Don't wait for daddy!
I need this show!
I need Chris Hansen!
Who wants the pussy? (Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!)
Baby, eedah-wehrtu-hehrwetuh-eedah-aay!

[Chorus]
Sigh, what you do right!
I want, this arrive!
What can I ooooOOOOOoooo...
Y'ALL WANT CHRISTMAS FOOOOOOD!
YOOOOOOOOOUU, MATEY!

[Bridge]
Yo! Whoa! It's slimy, white, and ready!
NevermiiIIIIIIIIND, you are loved! Oh, hell!
Pepperoni holy!
Give away the baby!
SANTA, GRANDMA WANTS A BEER!
Please, baby! If you can!

[Verse 3]
What? Want a lot for Christmas!
Piss off, crispy roll! (Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!)
I want to eat my baby!
Grandma, let go!

[Chorus]
Why? What? On my own?
More goo ever know!
MA-C-WIS-CO-TRUUUUUU!
ALL WANT CHRISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
IS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(YOOOOOOOOOOUU, BABY!)

[Outro]
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(ALL CHRIS YOOOOOOOOOOUU, BABY!)
Fuck! (ALL CHRIS YOOOOOOOOOOUU, BABY!)