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Uptown Funk but Beats 2 and 4 are Swapped
[Intro]
D'oh-du-doo-dup-do-doo-dup-do-doh
Du-doo-dup-do-doo-dup-do-doh
Du-doo-dup-do-doo-dup-do-doh
Du-doo-dup (AaaaAAA, OOWW)
D'oh- (AaaaAAAAAAAA)
*clap* (AaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)

[Verse 1]
This hit, old mush, ice cold, get that!
Shelf fight, old. White gold for that!
This one girl's dead, hood girl for them
Good girls! Masterpiece, straight!
Salad! Wilin'! Livin' it up! Got shitty!
In the shuck saw, got a train to roll
Just kiss myself! I'm too pretty!

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm so prawn! Gotta damn! (HOT)
Pony ghetto, too! Fireman piss in the fire!
Makin' jack! (HOT)
Dragon wanted him to! Hired him!
I'm gonna retire! (Shit) (HOT)
Play my name! I'm too hooligan!
You know hot! (In my dam!) (HOT)
Bam-ba-damn! Bert breakin' up that—

[Chorus]
Girl, shit! (OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
Loo-yah! Bitch, you holler!
Girl, shit! (OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
Loo-yah! Bitch, you holler!
Girl, shit! (OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
Kazoo-yah! Bitch, you holler!
Uptown! (OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
Cuz give it to ya'! FUCK, DON'T!
Uptown! Cuz give it to ya'! FUCK, DON'T!
Uptown! Shh-ive it to ya'! FUCK, DON'T!
SATURDAY NIGHT! IN THE SPIDER WEED!
Don't believe— COME ON! Watch! Give me just—

[Post-Chorus]
Don't believe— UUHH! Watch! Give me just—
Don't believe— UUHH! Watch! Give me just—
Don't believe— UUHH! Watch! Give me just—
Don't believe— Watch! Give me just—
DON'T BELIEVE— HEY! Watch! Give me just—
EY, hey, OOOOW, shi-OOW-hey-hey!

[Verse 2]
STOP! Funny minute! *awkward buzz sound*
Fill my cup! Liquor in it! Up pussy!
Take a sip! *whistle* Sign a check!
Sulio! (Ride to) Stretch! Get this—
Hollywit! Hollywood!
Jackson! And we ship it!
And Mrs. Show-up! Show out!
We're gonna smooth it thinner—
I'm too— (Skippy!)

[Pre-Chorus]
Uch... (Fresh dry!) Slide! Got a pear? (HOT)
Pony ghetto, too! Fireman piss in the fire!
Makin' jack! (HOT)
Dragon wanted him to! Hired him!
I'm gonna retire! (BIGSHIT) (HOT HOT)
Say my name! Am I too hooligan?
You know hot! (Am I? Damn!) (HOT)
Bam-ba-damn! Money breakin' up that—

[Chorus]
Girl, shit! (OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
Loo-yah! Bitch, you holler!
Girl, shit! (OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
Loo-yah! Bitch, you holler!
Girl, shit! (OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
Kazoo-yah! Bitch, you holler!
Uptown! (OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
Cuz give it to ya'! FUCK, DON'T!
Uptown! Cuz give it to ya'! FUCK, DON'T!
Uptown! Just give it to ya'! FUCK, DON'T!
SATURDAY NIGHT! *gunshot* IN THE SPIDER WEED!
Don't believe— COME ON! Watch! Give me just—

[Post-Chorus]
Don't believe— UUHH! Watch! Give me just—
Don't believe— UUHH! Watch! Give me just—
Don't believe— UUHH! Watch! Give me just—
DON'T BELIEVE— Watch! Give me just—
DON'T BELIEVE— HEY! Watch! Give me just—
EY, hey, OOOOW, ay-OOW-hey-hey!

[Bridge]
D'oh-du-doo-dup-do-doo-dup-do-doh (Foley— Leave...)
D'oh-du-doo-dup-do-doo-dup-do-doh (Emme' te-u-ittle succ—)
Upt-funk you uptown! Uptown fuck! Funk you up!
Upt-funk you uptown! Uptown fu-I said-uck, fuck you up!
Upt-funk you uptown! Uptown fuck! Funk you up!
Upt-funk you uptown! Uptown fu— (COME ON!) Fuck you up!
Dance if you've sewn it!
Jump off the set if you've blown it!
Aiden Freak-dick don't own it!
Aiden bragged about— (COME ON!)
Own it! Gotta cum? Shan't! Keep sewin' it!
Jump, take a sip, well, that's florid, Aiden!
SATURDAY NIGHT! IN THE SPIDER WEED!
Don't believe— COME ON! Watch! Give me just—

[Post-Chorus]
Don't believe— UUHH! Watch! Give me just—
Don't believe— UUHH! Watch! Give me just—
Don't believe— UUHH! Watch! Give me just—
DON'T BELIEVE— Watch! Give me just—
DON'T BELIEVE— HEY! Watch! Give me just—
EY, hey, OOOOW, ay-OOW-hey-hey!

[Outro]
Upt— funk you uptown! (Come on! OOF!)
Uptown— (SAY WHAAAT? SAY—) Fuck you up!
Upt— funk you uptown!
Uptown— (Eeh) Fuck you up!
Upt— funk you uptown!
Uptown— (Upt-WHOO!) Fuck you up!
Upt— funk you uptown!
Uptown— (SAY WHAAAAAAT? SAY—) Fuck you up!
Uptown— Fuck you up!
Upt— (COME ON!) Uptown fuck you up!
Upt— funk you uptown! (Come on! WHOO!)
Uptown— (SAY WHAAAT? SAY—) Uptown fuck you up!
Upt— funk you uptown!
Uptown fuck you up!
Upt— funk you uptown!
Uptown— (SAY WHA? SAY—) Uptown fuck you up! (AaAAAAAA—)
Upt— funk you uptown!
OoooOOOOOOOOOOW! (DUNDUNDUNDUNDUUN)
AaAAAAAAAAAa... (DUNDUNDUNDUN—)