The queen wants me to dance with her
The King wants me to serve in his army
The prince wants to play chess with me
The princess wants me to throw a party


Demands given
Understand the gimmick
And I can see that
We all just want to be happy
Wright brothers built planes
Chinese men built high ways
Willy Wonka made Laffy Taffy
I know the weight of being an exception
I know the plan of action to take
When there’s a detection
But if there’s an inspection
Given by a stickler
What is to make of
A comedian that don’t get a warm reception
I speak vaguely with a hint of being specific
I know that even a good joke
Thrown out to a bad crowd
Can come off as being horrific
An insensitive prick is what he isn’t
The honorifics that we use
Make me wanna snooze
And show up late for work
Anakin despised Obi Wan
Shaq respects how much Kobe’s won
So I hope I enjoy my time
Being on the ship directed by Captain Kirk

Helen Keller gave me a pucker
I called Skip Bayless
A dumb whore motherfucker
I’m a lover
Cause being a hater is so pitiful
What else besides love
Would I be spitting for
I know of my roles and my duties
I know that women became exciting
Once I got over my fear of cooties
True beauty lies in one’s character
Like those in Seattle that’s not a Mariner
I’m like that of Bugs messing with Elmer Fudd
And though I can come off mean
Or be somewhat extreme
Know that all I’ve ever done was out of love
I’ve spoken of
The Kingdom
And got others to be enticed
And I feel all right
When I look back at the life I lived
And how I always gave 7 when they asked for 6
How an undrafted became better than the number one pick