Life’s a bitch
And I want to shoot her in a porno
Life’s a bitch
That orders Pizza Hut
When you wanted
Digiornos
Life’s a bitch
That knows she got other options
Life’s a bitch
Who fucks with karma
You better proceed with caution


What you mean
You gotta pay a fee
To activate your dreams
What you mean
We gotta break up the team
In order to soar in popularity
I’ve seen dudes peak at high school
And be depressed in their twenties
I’ve heard of girls
So desperate for a gram
That they had to blow some dude
In the bathroom of a Denny’s
Get married, then get a divorce
Play in a game that’s rigged
But if you get pissed
You’ll be labeled as a poor sport
So you show up your ass to court
Bought stocks, lost money
Exchanged funding for bitcoins
Find out the service is no longer running
Isn’t it funny
How Grandma
Be the only woman in your life
That finds you handsome and lovely

She cheated on you with a dude
That’s bald
He holds a grudge against you
For something you can’t recall
You withdraw, and spent it all on weed
You post on your blog
Which no one seems to read
Your son likes your wife more
Your mother in law turns out to be a pyscho
Your brother in law is a straight up bum
Record executives rather sign William Hung
You try, but your efforts are futile
You became a changed man
But your crush prefers the old you
Instead of your new style
You lose a team fight
Because one of your abilities
Was on a cool down
You work hard
But still can’t buy your dream house
Your name is Kevin
But when you had sex with her
She was moaning “Oh John” out of her mouth