Bowser
I admit you got power
But power don’t always win you love
Bowser
Lower your damn pride
Or else the Mushroom Kingdom
Might have you get jumped

Bowser
You’re such a coward
Love should be something mutual
Bowser
You resort to extreme measures
Peach not being in love with you
Shouldn’t be something unusual

Your Goombas and Koopa Troopas love you
Is their love for you not enough?
Bowser, in the Kingdom
We have a thing called shrooms
And if you’re still sad
It’s one hell of a drug

I think it’s time you settled for Birdo
Peach Toadstool will never love you
And I know your shallowness
Is your biggest mental hurdle
Mario’s a stud
You’re just an ugly, fat turtle
Get real Bowser
Get real Bowser
How many times do you have to lose?
Let me make it clear
You delusional turtle
Peach Toadstool will never fall in love with you
Bowser
Peach is at Pier 39
And she’s having
Bread bowl clam chowder
Bowser
She’s sharing a meal with Mario
Peach don’t give a fuck about you
Sorry not sorry bro

Bowser
I’m sure Birdo looks good in trousers
Why you think you’re out of her league
Bowser
Honestly
You and Birdo make a cute couple to me