[Intro]
Are you really still here watching that YouTube Kids slop?
(sigh) Man, I thought people would have better taste nowadays
Maybe you could waste your time doing something mature, like taxes?
But I know you won't

[Verse 1]
What’s got you fuming, buddy?
What's got you raging, dude?
Did something piss you off?
You better learn to cope soon

This place eats dopes for breakfast
You'll need some thicker skin
’Cause if you're angry, now
Imagine how you'll feel when

You check your bedroom, and it's crawling with snakes (Ugh, Jax!)
When every step you take's a facе full of rakes
When evеn seats are threatening a certain sound
You're entertainment, who even needs a clown?

[Pre-Chorus]
(Do you have any other way of entertaining yourself that doesn't involve torturing people?)
No
[Chorus]
Get your Jax toy
Get a little laugh boy
So you're not down to clown?
Well, I won’t let that get me down

I’m your Jax toy
Have a little laugh boy
I'd say I’m sorry
But it's not that kinda party

(Jax toy, Jax toy, Jax, woo!)
(Jax toy, J-J-Jax toy)
(Jax toy, Jax toy, Jax toy)
(Jax toy, Jax toy, Jax)

[Verse 2]
Wait, please give me a second
So, let me get this straight
The mini jester thinks there's a solution to our fate?
Wait, wait, let's hear her out
Got nothin’ here but time
Just let us in on what will save us here
We missed a sign?
You hear that audience?
You're in for a show
We're breaking numbers
But we're suffering though
And as you chuckle on your side of the screen
I think I'll join you, giving a little beam
[Bridge]
What is it
Are you crying from the jab from the side?
Can't handle snide comments
Looking to confide in Ragatha
Good luck with that to ya
I'm giving gold to those
Misfortunate enough to end up in a circus
From a rancid purchase
Of a headset
Just my luck
Had gone and cursed us

[Pre-Chorus]
You wanna smile
And ease your mind?
"Then lighten up!" so says my sign
(Caine, I think your stupid boombox is busted)

[Chorus]
Get your Jax toy
Get a little laugh boy
So you're not down to clown?
Well I won't let that get me down

I'm your Jax toy
Have a little laugh, boy
I'd say I'm sorry
But it's not that kind of party
(Jax toy, Jax toy, Jax) That's me (Woo!)
(Jax toy, J-J-Jax toy) I'll keep you company
(Jax toy, Jax toy, Jax toy) Still me
(Jax toy, Jax toy, Jax)