[Intro]
HUNTER: So uh, pretty crazy experience, huh?
LUZ: Yeah crazy is certainly a word for it, alright
HUNTER: Well I just thought the word would be fitting since, you know, we did just take down a massive slime monster covered in eyeballs that used to be a human, not to mention he was hundreds of years old, and he also doubled as my really annoying rapping uncle
LUZ: Yeah that about sums it up
HUNTER: Yup
LUZ: Yup
LUZ: Wait did you say ‘rapping'?
HUNTER: Oh Titan have I not told you about that?
LUZ: Oh great, ‘told me' about what?
HUNTER: Okay so I haven't told anybody about this, but I've overheard him rapping to himself when he's alone, multiple times through the walls of the castle
HUNTER: Pretty sure I've heard of him talking about doing a ‘theme song takeover' at one point too
LUZ: Are you serious?
HUNTER: I really wish I wasn't
LUZ: I'll be honest though, a theme song takeover does sound fun
HUNTER: I mean I guess it could help me take my mind off everything
LUZ: Plus you're a fan favorite character
HUNTER: You know what? You're right! Belos thinks he can rap? He hasn't even seen what I'm capable of
HUNTER: Alright folks! What's about to happen should be relatively painless, if you don't break my flow
HUNTER: Hahahaha!

[Hunter]
The moment I erupted from the sea, I was a fan favorite
This guard of gold is second in command, and I intend to save it
The Titan has big plans for me in this job that I adore
But all these people I keep meeting make me wonder what I'm fighting for
[Skit]
LUZ: Whoa! You can rap?
HUNTER: Well, I guess I can!
LUZ: Where did you find this skill, in Belos' mind?
HUNTER: No! But that trip certainly had some revelations
LUZ: Yeah, things got complicated
HUNTER: Oh, complicated doesn't even begin to cover it!
HUNTER: I mean, look:

[Hunter and Belos]
How would you feel if you lived as a spy
And your uncle admits you've been living a lie
Every mission you've done was part of his game
And what does he say to me? “Such a shame”

[Hunter]
Now the Day of Unity is nigh
Hate to say it but nobody's saying goodbye
So what if he says I was made as a clone?
That's where we're different, ‘cause I'm not alone!

[Skit]
LUZ: Wow! Those are some killer lyrics! Why are you shaking?
HUNTER: Well if that was him that I saw in there, we're in for a fight
LUZ: Well if it gets your mind off it, what are your plans for the rest of the episode?
HUNTER: Well I'm glad you asked!
[Hunter]
Since I left that crappy coven, I can finally start to thrive
Sow some shirts, do some cosplays, even play a PS5
Now I'm friends with the coolest witches that I have ever seen
If he shows up then we're going to blast him back to 1619

[Hunter]
So come out Belos! It's our time that we make you the one who's scarred
Because your first and last mistake was making me the Golden Guard!

[Outro: Hunter and Belos]
Yeah, that's right, I just did that! I'd like to see what you can take over!
Well this is awkward