(CHORUS)
May I have your attention please?
I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid)
To take a dump (to take a dump)
Everybody (everybody)
Come take my arm (come take my arm)
We'll walk through Weston-super-Mare together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm

(VERSE)
His cheeks are short, shoulders podgy, eyebrows are clammy
There's food on his trousers already, civil partner's bread rolls
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to take a dump
But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down
And I am, mistaken
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
Radio won't even play my jam
'Cause I am, mistaken
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
I don't know it's just the way I am
You better rock the world
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to take a dump
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
You better rock the world
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to take a dump
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
So lets go back
Follow the star as we go on another episode
Journey with me as I take you through Weston-super-Mare
I once used to call home sweet home
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the lake now
And when I'm gone, just take a dump, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my short cheeks
Just know that I'm looking down on you collapsing
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just rock the world
And when he's gone, just take a dump, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of his podgy shoulders
Just know that he's looking down on you sailing
And his didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just rock the world in your trousers