(Intro)
May I have your attention please?
I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid)
To take a dump (to take a dump)
Everybody (everybody)
Come get my ass (come take my ass)
We'll walk through my house together, through fucking bitches on my dick Whatever weather, freezing or warm

(Verse 1)
There are girls on my dick, I got to take a doodoo I beat my meat, dick are fuck
There's food on his boxers already, girlfriend's ass
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to takе a dump
But he keeps on forgetting what he wrotе down
And I am, witch
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
Radio won't even play my jam
'Cause I am, witch
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
I don't know it's just the way I am
You better take a poop
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to take a dump
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
You better take a poop
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to take a dump
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo