[Intro]
Look at this book, fifteen hundred pages long
Don't read it, cause it's wrong, though you feel the urge is strong
Cause if you do, you might get very sick, and die
Oh no, what have you done now. My, oh my, oh my

[Chorus]
En-encyclopedia
En-encyclopedia
Did you know, there's only one book like this?
It's the encyclopedia of diseases
En-encyclopedia
En-encyclopedia
Don't read it unless you have something like this
It's the encyclopedia of diseases

[Verse 1]
Asthma, chickenpox, appendicitis
Common cold, lung cancer, and cardiac arrеst
All of this and more, you can find, in the...

[Chorus]
En-encyclopеdia
En-encyclopedia
Did you know, there's only one book like this?
It's the encyclopedia of diseases
En-encyclopedia
En-encyclopedia
Don't read it unless you have something like this
It's the encyclopedia of diseases
[Verse 2]
Ooh
Aah
Ooh
It's the encyclopedia of diseases