Ooh, gas mask
If there's no way out, then there's only one thing to do
Use it and you're out of view
Ooh, gas mask
It's another very usefull SCP
Test it out and you will see, and agree

Here, here be dragons, here be dragons, oh
Here, here be dragons, here be dragons, oh

Look at how it's changing your blood
You will feel the tingling sensation
Of Dr. Wondertainment's sweet bonbon creation
Feel the tingling sensation
Of Dr. Wondertainment's sweet bonbon creation
Don't check it out, cause then you're doomed
It gets more deadly the more are consumed
Foam's coming out, out of my body
Dropping on the floor until you're done for

Lost in here between these walls
Never stops, those endless halls
How do I get free
(Don't look at me)
What do I have to do?
(behind you)
There are monsters here with a scary face
This is the never ending staircase
Please help me! (No) Getting out 087-B!
[x2]
Look what's flying there around
A swarm located underground
Don't go closer, no it is not wise
They are beautiful and look like butterflies
It's five hundred fifty-three
And they attack very rapidly
Don't go closer, no it is not wise
They are beautiful and look like butterflies

Butt ghost! Butt ghost! Butt ghost!
Butt ghost! Butt ghost! Butt ghost!
Butt ghost! Butt ghost! Butt ghost!

Oh, oh, hey, hey, hey! Oh, oh, 789-J!
Tell me who you are!
Oh, oh, hey, hey, hey! Oh, oh, 789-J!
You are so bizarre!
[x2]

Shadow lamps, shadow lamps, shadow lamps, shadow lamps
Shadow lamps, shadow lamps, shadow lamps, shadow lamps

Yellow, red & blue
Don't take more than two
Ooh, yellow, red & blue
Don't take more than two
Yellow, red & blue
Please, do not take more than two
You will lose your hands
Take only two and advance
Yellow, red & blue
Please, do not take more than two
Do not dare to try
Or it's time to say goodbye
[x2]

No these aren't just ordinary ducks
In fact they are really special
Cause every duck has its own unique effect
And occurs when held by a subject
[X2]

Anoma...
Anomalous ducks
Anoma...
Anomalous ducks
Anoma...
Anomalous ducks

Disco duck
Mmm yeah, Disco duck
Come on lift yourself up
To the beat of the disco duck
Disco duck
Yeah, Disco duck
The coolest ano, ano, anomalous duck
[x2]