[Intro: Softwilly]
Ight ight ight, yo yo yo
I'm 'bout to fuckin' rap about this bitch that I used to online date
It's cool, we're cool, she 'bout five thousand miles away
And she also doesn't have my n***s
So I can go fuckin' in on this bitch

[Verse 1: Softwilly]
Called every night, things lookin' bright
Treated her right, she started a fight
Dude named Dwight, hella white
Came up on her out of sight
Man took a bite, like a mite
Bought her V-Bucks in Fortnite
I recall our last goodnight
Moment under the spotlight
Jahseh is that you?
I prayed but maybe it was just stuck, in queue
Although it's most likely true
I hope this gets through
I just miss you man, I'm just stuck in the blues
She left me for a smelly fat fuck
Bro was bigger than a semi-truck
I really saw myself going far with her
But I guess her brain just simply didn't concur
Now I sleep alone in my bed at night
Phone on silent, my shit's fuckin' out of sight
Buildin' an appetite, might eat a little lite
Wanna snack on that coochie, shit's probably tight
Yo, I can't believe this bitch actually left me for an Italian sub
He smells like so many onions bro
Dauntlas, you knew her, what do you think about her?
[Verse 2: Dauntlas]
Yeah I got you
Bitch wanna fuck with my boy also known as Willy
If you ask me? I think her ass kinda just being silly
She started some problems? Yo what the fuck is the dealy
She saying that she just felt like it and I'm like
Yo, wait, what, really?
My man just wanted an e-girl, goth and got ass
Instead he got a girl who probably sucks dick
Just to go and pass a class
Yo Discord moderators, can we ban this girl real fast?
She being so damn toxic I think I'm gonna need a gas mask
She went for this guy because he bought her some Nitro
This same guy treats his username like it's a Vitro
Hell this dude is so fat I can see him outside my window
And she just left my boy Willy for a guy who has a bigger dick-o
And yeah I know how it feel like to be cheated on
My last e-girl did me exponentially and incredibly wrong
She took over my server, all my mods and friends are gone
And the girl who fucked over my friend is after a guy with a hard-on
This dude who she's after watches hentai as his only religion
He sounds like a silly white knight on Reddit
Whose always been bitchin'
About how he's gonna die alone and he's gonna die a virgin
Brother wishes he was like the Chads
Blonde hair and you see surfin'
But now he's pimping down my boy's old girly
Even though he looks like vanilla WoW type of nerdy
The kinda guy who grinded the game for days and role played
God it's so pervy
And now he's got Willy's girl on sex calls acting flirty
Yo Isaac take it
[Verse 3: Isaacwhy]
She did me dirty, actin' forty
Cheated on me, think it's quirky
Damn I lost my online shawty
In call with a Fortnite sweaty
My goth e-girl gone already
Shit she did to me was petty
Overweight in his mid twenties
'least the break-up wasn't messy
She
Wanted me for my cheese, huh?
Cheated on me in a breeze, bruh
Bad bitch Lebanese, aw
Disappeared like John Cena
Oops I forgot to breathe
Bro wait like actually
Hold on...
Okay
Wasted my dough
Run out the door
Nitro renews on my card, oh no
That shit was low
Stupid dumb hoe
This part is sponsored by RhymeZone
Talk about a gold digger, pull the trigger
What a fucking n-
Dude did you guys actually thought I was gonna say the n-word?
My girl was e-vil
Fifteen is not legal
Bitch you looked like Smeagol
Fuck the Discord e-girls