2 sugars please!
I've just woken up after Friday night in town
It got proper messy and I'm feeling really down
All I can think of is a Singing Kettle breakfast
And a lovely cup of tea
With 2 sugars please!
Sausages, bacon, baked beans
I'll have extra toast you know what I mean
Then I'll wash it down with a lovely cup of tea
With 2 sugars please!
[instrumental]
I'm fucking starving and I want some breakfast
I'm fucking starving, and I want some breakfast
I'm fucking starving, and I want some breakfast
I'm fucking starving, and I want some breakfast
I'm fucking starving, and I want some breakfast
I'm fucking starving, and I want some breakfast
I'm fucking starving and I want some breakfast
And a lovely cup of tea
With 2 sugars please!
Then I look in my wallet and see
I haven't got any fucking money
All I wanna do is go to the Kettle
But now I think I'm gonna have to settle
For some crumpets
And a lovely cup of tea
With 2 sugars please!