Witless & Damfool
Goofy Gangsters
[Intro]
Aye man, you sure he said we're meeting at this corner?
I don't know, man. He'll come through, I've known the plugs from time
Damn, is that him over there?
*Quick, light footsteps*
Hey guys!
Wait a damn minute man, this motherfucker ten years old...
Wait, let me tell you about my story

[Hook 1]
Birds barking, dogs spinning - as I ran it through
Hearing voices from my past time - psychological
Take me back to when the dreams were all inside a room
Before they jumped up out the window just to die too soon
Birds barking, dogs spinning - as we run it through
Hearing voices from my past time - psychological
Take me back to when the dreams were all inside a room
Before they jumped up out the window just to die too soon

[Verse 1 - Damfool & Witless]
Only bang with prepubescent thotties
We always stay up on that Pell type drip
Watch us hopscotch over these bodies
Do it all after the bell type shit

All my guys they strap that Nerf until the day they die
We're on that throne sipping apple juice out a case o' wine
Won't hesitate to eat a pig but that's no Kosher mind
They made me eat a piece but that shit really taste divine

Don't secure the bag, get that piggy bank
10 years ago, I had little dicky wanks
Pouring apple juice all up on my stiffy plank
Then I slapped that ass - that's a sticky spank

Last girl held hands with another boy, fuck
Asked her what she wanted, said she wants another toy truck
Said the hot wheels just won't cut it
So then I had to grab her neck and go and fucking-ah

[Hook 2]
Birds barking, dogs spinning - as we run it through
Hearing voices from my past time - psychological
Take me back to when the dreams were all inside a room
Before they jumped up out the window - just to die too soon
Birds barking, dogs spinning - as we run it through
Hearing voices from my past time - psychological
Take me back to when the dreams were all inside a room
Before they jumped up out the window - just to die too soon

[Verse 2 - Witless & Damfool]
Cheeseburger, bitch, no fucking pickles though
Check the fridge who ate my fucking cantaloupe
We sculpted this whole verse - Michelangelo
10 years ago - I wanked with a microscope

Used to take pisses - pants down, jocks down
If they took a second look, get em locked down
If they're getting too high get em shot down
Cause I'm shitting on these dickheads - cock brown

Went to a fist fight but I took a butter knife
I came out cut up - you shoulda seen the other guy
Whole team brought a nerf, with the customize
They made them go to sleep early - lullaby

Fucked around and gave a seesaw to an only child
Ion give a shit
Fucked around and told a blind dog to go chase a ball
And Ion give a shit

[Hook 3]
Birds barking, dogs spinning - as we run it through
Hearing voices from my past time - psychological
Take me back to when the dreams were all inside a room
Before they jumped up out the window - just to die too soon
Birds barking, dogs spinning - as we run it through
Hearing voices from my past time - psychological
Take me back to when the dreams were all inside a room
Before they jumped up out the window - just to die too soon