Leyland James Kirby
In days of old
In days of old when knights were bold
Fair ladies were enraptured
By stirring deeds of chivalry and daring
But nowadays in other ways
Sweet maids are won and captured
You'll hear the best authorities declaring
Learn to croon
If you want to win your heart's desire
With melodies of love inspired
Romance
Just murmur da-da-da da-da-da
And when you do—