Seth Sentry
Spicks and Specks Twitter Rap
[Verse]
Ayy
Ladies and gentlemen, chicka check
This is my little Twitter topics for Spicks and Specks
Now mum, in case you don't know what Twitter meant
Twitter is a place for talking bullshit on the "internet"
Anatomically correct gingerbread
Yeah, probably don't give these out for Christmas gifts
Unless you want to scar the kids, just keep it simple
No one really likes it when their nibbles come with nipples
Are puppets evil? Are the muppets people?
Tony Abbott seems to be the best one to speak to
Man, I can't even cook water in my home
So the best recipe is just to order it by phone
Look, I was watching Doctor Who once by myself
When I saw a huntsman spider crawling round behind my couch
But I didn't even start crying or freaking out
I just calmly walked outside and set fire to my entire house
Mariah Carey's vocal range is so insane
Five octaves, and plus I heard she's got perfect key
But when I was in my early teens
Instead of hearing her perfect C's I was staring at her perfect D's
The Olsen twins were wholesome then
And I was listening to Magic Dirt and I had longer hair
Look, the best advice I was ever given
Is don't freestyle on TV 'cause you might ruin your whole career