[Verse 1]
When I hang out with Screaming Blue Bill
He says "Jesus Chrysler drives a Dodge"
And oh man, I really hope he does

[Verse 2]
He says "It don't matter what you feel if you don't have the nerve"
I can see my house from here
I'm the greatest singer since the bird flying all around the mountain

[Chorus]
When this all goes away
What will I do then?
I'd spit it all back out
Just to drink it up again
Rolex, I am
A total waste of time

[Verse 3]
When I met the Marlboro Man
He said "Here’s a clue for ya, Jack"
Stuck a finger in my eye
There were witnesses all over
He said "Hey, I used to watch that video all the time
I could never get enough of it"
[Chorus]
When this all goes away
What will I do then?
I'd spit it all back out
Just to drink it up again
Rolex, I am
A total waste of time

[Bridge]
There is something you should try
If you are ever here again
There is something you should try
There is something you should try
If you are ever here again
There is something you should try
I don't wanna hear a word
Words are never enough
'Cause when I come to see you
I'll be so heavily made up
But I'm too dumb to talk
I won't know what you mean
Who wants to move beyond?
It is another room to clean

[Chorus]
When this all goes away
What will I do then?
I'd spit it all back out
Just to drink it up again