Never disrespect a God, even when he's spoutin' off about twisted shit like fucking his own mom
Maybe that's why he's so protective of his daughter
He doesn't want her getting pregnant - unless he's the father
Can't even call her hot unless you wanna get bodied
Nah, I ain't talkin bout get gettin' shot, only lead that he's got
Is in his pencil he's vengeful, but only on the fuckin instrumentals
Needs to take a deep breath and couplе benzos
I just bent over somе yummy hoe
I think she said she 24 but I don't really fuckin know
She gettin' mad stacks of dough from her instagram posts
And yeah she pretty fine but I ain't tryna make her mine
They call me Kid Kolumbine cuz my shit's so divine
And I'm lethal when you least expect it, my dick erected
Deep inside that bitch who I just infected
No I'm not just guessing, I just got tested
You can fucking check it, my medical records say
There is no maybe, I'm fucking crazy
Satan made me when he raped Hades, gave him AIDS and created rabies
I make Slim Shady look like an eighty year old lady
Wait! I think that bitch was Hailie, I just gave her scabies!
She was face down squirtin', knees hurtin'
As I stretched out her motherfuckin' beef curtains
Preach it like a sermon get some motherfuckin' weed burnin'
Till it's redder than a cherry like a fuckin bloody Mary
Bloody Mary bloody Mary!
So what if Billie Eilish thinks you're fuckin scary?
She never lived in a trailer reading dictionaries
Only had sex once and it was missionary
You need a worthy adversary
I could bury you and MGGay facing the same way in the same grave at the fuckin' cemetery
I'll admit you can spit but its not hereditary
I got you stalking her followers tryna see whose cum she swallowing
Wallowing in your misery picturing her kissing me
This isn't even a diss its just my way of me wishing you a Merry Christmas, bitch
This shit is a gift for you to fuckin listen to
In your mind every time that you see your daughters face
Can't erase all the traces of pain and anguish that I place in you every time that I spit a rhyme that is laced with the dope that I smoke when I poke
All her holes with no protection till her rectum is stretched and I can see her intestines
I'm here for inspection
Ass so big look like it came from Texas
I usually don't do this but I'll make an exception
I'm sticking in my tongue, prepare for injection
If I die from e coli then it's natural selection
(fart)
Fuck! I guess I'm going back to pornography
She just farted and it smells like Eminem's discography
I need a lobotomy, this shit is too cold for you all to see
I'm going Homer like the Iliad and the Odyssey
This shit is a comedy and I'm a fucking prodigy
But honestly all I care about is fuckin' sodomy, so Eminem, where the fuck your momma be?