[Chorus]
If I could reincarnate
Tonight
I would be your Clorox wipe
'Cause I know in this climate
You might
Finally want me in your life
I'll be your Clorox wipe
(I'll be your Clorox wipe)
I'll be your Clorox wipe
(I'll be your Clorox wipe)
I'll be your Clorox wipe
(I'll be your Clorox wipe)
I could be your Clorox wipe

I would have a purpose
I'll be at your service
Let me wipe your surface
'Cause that don't make me nervous
I'll be so effective
You won't be affected
I'm not trying to be your man
I'm just your disinfectant

If I could reincarnate
Tonight
I would be your Clorox wipe
'Cause I know in this climate
You might
Finally want me in your life
I'll be your Clorox wipe
(I'll be your Clorox wipe)
I'll be your Clorox wipe
(I'll be your Clorox wipe)
I'll be your Clorox wipe
(I'll be your Clorox wipe)
I could be your Clorox wipe
It would be so nice
If we could reunite
You took me for granted, now you're paying twice the price
And I will feel superior
All up in your areas
I can keep your loving, I'll just kill all the bacteria

If I could reincarnate
Tonight
I would be your Clorox wipe
'Cause I know in this climate
You might
Finally want me in your life
I'll be your Clorox wipe
(I'll be your Clorox wipe)
I'll be your Clorox wipe
(I'll be your Clorox wipe)
I'll be your Clorox wipe
(I'll be your Clorox wipe)
I could be your Clorox wipe

So let me wipe you down, wipe you down
Let me wipe you down, wipe you down
So let me wipe you down, wipe you down
So let me wipe you down, wipe you down
So let me wipe you down, wipe you down
So let me wipe you down, wipe you down
So let me wipe you down, wipe you down
So let me wipe you down, wipe you down
So let me wipe you down, wipe you down
I'm not too cool for scrubbing
I'm not too good to clean
Let me do the legwork
And what comes in between

I'm not too cool for scrubbing
I'm not too good to clean
Let me do the legwork
And what comes in between

Now all your countertops I'll (Wipe 'em)
And your groceries (Wipe 'em)
And your doorknobs (Wipe 'em)
And your set of keys (Wipe 'em)

Now all your countertops I'll (Wipe 'em)
And your groceries (Wipe 'em)
And your doorknobs (Wipe 'em)
And your set of keys (Wipe 'em)

Now all your countertops I'll (Wipe 'em)
And your groceries (Wipe 'em)
And your doorknobs (Wipe 'em)
And your set of keys (Wipe 'em)

Now all your countertops I'll (Wipe 'em)
And your groceries (Wipe 'em)
And your doorknobs (Wipe 'em)
And your set of keys (Wipe 'em)