[Uncle Ernie: Verse 1]
I'm your wicked Uncle Ernie
I'm glad you won't see or hear me
As I fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about

Your mother left me here to mind you
Now I'm doing what I want to
Fiddling about
Fiddling about
Fiddle about

[Verse 2]
Down with the bedclothes
Up with your nightshirt
Fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about

Fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about

[Outro]
You won't shout as I fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle
Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle
Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle
Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle
Fiddle