CHRIST DILLINGER
Nigga stole my phone at the bar last night smh freestyle
[Intro]
Turn my headphones up n***a I can't hear anything
[Verse]
Went to the bar last night and some n***a had stole my phone
That's why I don't be going out like that
N***a I'd rather stay at home
Cause why the hell would a n***a come and steal my phone
N***a this is an iPhone 12
It ain't even a new iPhone
I was in the uber drunk as hell n***a heading home (Drunk as fuck)
All of sudden I said, "Hold up n***a, where the fuck is my phone?"
Made the Uber n***a stop the car I said, "Pull this bitch over"
It wasn't even my uber still made that n***a pull that bitch ovеr
N***a stole my phone like that shit isn't an iPhonе 12
If I catch the n***a that stole my phone, I'ma send him straight to hell
N***a stole my phone got me texting bitches off a Apple Watch
I feel like James Bond the way I'm texting bitches of a Apple Watch
I feel like James Bond the way I'm styling the n***a that stole my phone
I'ma find my iPhone look right into that n***as home
That n***a hasn't left home all day, that n***a broke as shit
N***a stole my phone he's a stupid bitch
If I catch that n***a, I'ma slap him like a stupid bitch
N***as out here stealing iPhones I got Louie V. on my wrist
Louie V. on my wrist means n***a I ain't stealing shit
N***as out here tryna say Christ Dillinger got robbed
N***a taking your phone out yo pocket isn't the same as getting robbed
I'll up that shit on a n***a and show you how to really rob
When I find the n***a that stole my phone, he gonna have to answer to God
N***a stole my phone and he live in the Bronx
N***a live on East 174th and Monroe in the Bronx
I can't figure out which apartment it is
I'm flowing on this old ass beat better than Jay-Z did
I'ma stab the n***a that stole my phone just like Jay-Z did
Young, black, hair nappy as hell just like Jay-Z kid
They gonna say, "Damn, he really wanted that phone the way he slid"
Catch the n***a that stole my phone stop him out in these big ass tents
Stomping on that n***a *stomps*
Slap that n***a harder than Chrisean Rock slapped Blueface
Ain't no greens in this bankroll baby straight Blueface
N***a stole my phone, I got bitches sending me sexy pictures
N***a stole my phone, I got n***as sending me pictures of guns
He like, "Who the hell phone I stole who getting pictures of guns?"
N***a stole my phone at Carmelo's in Brooklyn
Don't ever go to Carmelo's in Brooklyn
N***as be in the comments bitchin'
I can't post on social media my phone missin'
Next time I post n***as better show mad love since I was missin'
Next time I post on Instagram I'ma be fly as fuck
N***as better show mad love next time I post on Instagram