(Holy fucking shit, this is fucked beyond repair)
(Yo dj smokey why'd you keep stockpiling nuclear weapons )
(You tryna cause world war 3 or something )
(Holy fucking shit this is fucked beyond repair )
(My life is in shambles )

[Verse 1]
I got so much money hoes won't stand me up
I got so damn drunk they gotta stand me up
Give me my money now I don't give a fuck
Shoot this whole shit up i don't give a fuck
I'm Lieutenant Dan n***a I can't get up
I get mad as fuck and shoot this whole shit up
I'm drunk as fuck I wanna fuck a slut
Cancel the show n***a I can't get up
I'm so damn drunk that I can't get up
I'm so damn drunk that I can't get up
I'm so damn drunk that I can't get up
I got so much money hoes won't stand me up
Cancel the show n***a I can't get up
Wrapped that backwoods tighter than king tuts
I got so damn drunk they gotta stand me up
I'm so damn drunk that I can't get up

Yeah
(NUKE RADIO)
[Verse 2]
I got so much money hoes won't stand me up
I got so damn drunk they gotta stand me up
I step in the club bended up as fuck
I might get mad as fuck and shoot this whole shit up
I step in the club and shoot this whole shit up
Walk around with the Glock just to hold shit up
I get so damn drunk they gotta stand me up
Like Lieutenant Dan n***a I can't get up (I can't get up)
I drink a 5th of Henny don't give a fuck
Cancel the show n***a I can't get up
I'm drunk as fuck I wanna fuck a slut
My bitch bad as fuck got giant but
I drink so much Henny I can't get up
Drink so much Petrone that I can't get up
I'm in the club n***a drunk as fuck
Drink so much Henny I can't get up

[Outro]
I'm so drunk, yeah
I'm so damn drunk they gotta stand me up n***a yeah
Tell them n***as stand me up
I'll do the show n***a
Stand me up
(NUKE RADIO)
Yeah
They gotta stand me up
Home phone stand me up
Hoes do not stand me up
Got so damn drunk they gotta stand me up
(Call the fire department we just nuked the building)
Dance Yeah