[Intro]
Yea, uh huh
First day of December
We dropping everyday in December

[Verse]
N***a who the fuck is Santa Claus?
I got way more hoes then Santa Claus
Four Rick Owens fit with the Balenci draw
N***a try to rob me turn a Quick Draw McGraw
N***a tell me who the hell is Santa Claus
I ain't ever seen that n***a a single day in the hood
We don't even got no chimneys or stockings in the hood
They'll beat the shit out of Santa Claus and rob him if you came
If Santa Claus was real he'll give coal to everyone in the hood
Fiends smoking percs Christmas living good
Unc said without crack it ain't really Christmas
If I ain't getting my dick sucked then it ain't Christmas
If we ain't smoking top shelf then it ain't Christmas
Without white unc its not a real Christmas
I said as long as I'm here its going to be a white Christmas
Just like Sematary fans my Christmas always white
If Jesus Christ was black why is Santa white
Imma beat Santa's ass if you come inside my house
I don't care if you Santa get the fuck out my house
Slap the shit out of Santa inside my house
I dress up like Santa Claus and break in your house
Why would you ever let a white man break inside your house
If Christ Dillinger was Santa, he would be Bad Santa
I saw that movie Bad Santa that's my favorite Santa
Santa was shooting n***as and fucking bitches
They don't want you know that Christmas is just for bitches
Bitches the only ones getting good presents on Christmas
All my aunts gave me socks every Christmas
My aunt gives me socks again I'ma slap the shit out her
Another Walmart gift card? Slap the shit out of her
If its not a PS5, slap the shit out you
A book for Christmas? Slap the shit out you
Michael Kors? Slap the shit out you
Another Sean Johns sweater slap the shit out you
Anything from Old Navy, I'ma slap the shit out you
Truck fit from Little Wayne, slap the shit out you
Anything I have to read, slap the shit out you
Anything meaningful or DIY, slap the shit out you
If its not expensive, slap the shit out you
A cup with words on it, slap the shit out you
Nike or Adidas, I'mma slap the shit out you
If I open the box and it's pussy again, I'mma slap the shit out you
Told my bitches give me head again, I'mma slap the shit out you
Bitches been giving pussy and head for Christmas since Eves garden
I need something from the Rick Owens men's department
Old ass grandma giving me kid shit think I'm still in kindergarten
Grandma, fuck I'ma gonna do with a Kim Possible backpack
True story, bitch gave me a Kim Possible backpack
Told her go to the store and bring it back
For Christmas I want her to bring mac back
Not Mac Miller, n***a, Bernie Mac
Open the box, oh cool, pussy again
Open up the box, oh cool, head again
You gonna be eating McDonald's fries for breakfast again
Lock the door to the apartment I won't let you in