The Ultimate Destroyer
Comedy Legends
[Verse 1]
Patriotic Gloryhole, best name ever
Your creations always surprise with laughter
You might mess up ingredients while making
Doesn't matter, you'll just keep on recording
Things like that really spice up the videos
You'll say the most random things, you're the best trio
Mark Sandy V, gosh that gets me every time
Most current series, can't wait for more in time
[Chorus]
Comedy legends you all are
Mark, Bob, Ethan, Wade, and Tyler
Touch of a button comedy
Infinite times can watch for free
Out of all, Bob gains most laughter
Comedy legends you all are
[Verse 2]
Back in 2013
Started hunting props with friends
Longest series you have been
Moving you always do tend
Even if it ain't a rule
Spices it up when you're caught
Wade can't see in front, true fool
Your spot is clever you thought
It might be, you never know
Until on the spot you freak
Yell and scream, put on a show
If there's an act you might peak
Made world's funniest podcast
If that was real I would call
Get daft response that'll last
I wish it was real for all
[Chorus]
Comedy legends you all are
Mark, Bob, Ethan, Wade, and Tyler
Touch of a button comedy
Infinite times can watch for free
Out of all, Bob gains most laughter
Comedy legends you all are
[Verse 3]
From bakers setting up their shop
To memes and grappling hook kilts
Favorite series so far to pop
Many fun situations you built
You and viewers get lots of laughter
Frickity frack, the snic-snack is back
Community adds a new layer
They're fun but vids don't feel like they lack
No more quarantine when Bob's coming
Nobody stands a chance against him
So tough, only found one time spitting
[Chorus]
Comedy legends you all are
Mark, Bob, Ethan, Wade, and Tyler
Touch of a button comedy
Infinite times can watch for free
Out of all, Bob gains most laughter
Comedy legends you all are
[Instrumental Bridge]
[Verse 4]
"Yes I agree," and "You right," best soundboard
Heart of the cards, c'mon Wade pass it on
Immediate triggered when it came toward
Mark and Bob's team brings so much trolls and fun
Barbara and Swaggy always know what's up
Might not even be two separate troll bots
Mark and Bob's laughing while bots blow Wade up
Only Wade hates while Mark and Bob do not
Mark and Bob compliment when they got hit
"This is f'ing Barbara's fault," a classic
Think 'bout what I could add in for a bit
"Alright, let's play some Uno," got my pick
[Outro]
Comedy legends
Comedy legends
Comedy legends