[Chorus]
I took a trip down to good ol' Las Vegas
That was something that, for me, I could not miss
I wasn't the one in there for some business
So I'm gonna do what I can find in this
I took a trip down to good ol' Las Vegas (yep)
That was something that, for me, I could not miss (could not)
I wasn't the one in there for some business (not me)
So I'm gonna do what I can find in this (time for fun)

[Verse 1]
Strolling down the streets of skyscrapers
Met up with a few superheroes
My amusement just never tapers
So many things on just the intro
Huge M&M store, who would've thought
Every floor, top to bottom just filled
Two Las Vegas magnets got to bought
Retro games, now my legs will not yield
Big time Operation, yep, I'm down
Elevators and escalators
Outside, woah, then there's the beggers frown
Sorry, but we just can't pay there
Nobody gives an s about you
With that type of language, no we don't
Before you write that maybe think through
When there's kids around then pay we won't

[Bridge]
Every time I leave there is smoke that my lungs can't cope (not again)
If I go again, there better not be smoke, I hope (please, no more)

[Verse 2]
I know now it's fake but I still think it's cool
Flying up high, it def got me to say ooh
I'd say that is the outline of the whole show
Trapped in water, how are you gonna get out
You have done this many times so I don't doubt
She dropped the curtain then the two switched places
Now she has got to escape as time races
Took a picture with me so I'll remember
Good enough for a first time that I'd refer

[Chorus]
I took a trip down to good ol' Las Vegas
That was something that, for me, I could not miss
I wasn't the one in there for some business
So I'm gonna do what I can find in this
I took a trip down to good ol' Las Vegas (yep)
That was something that, for me, I could not miss (could not)
I wasn't the one in there for some business (not me)
So I'm gonna do what I can find in this (time for fun)