[Chorus]
Night of the Consumers
Oh dip, the customers
Look out, look out, look out
I wanna lock 'em out
Night of the Consumers
Oh dip, the customers
Look out, look out, look out
I wanna lock 'em out

[Verse 1]
My first day on the job, let's see how this all goes
That manager is, oh, my, creepy, head to toe
Stock the shelves all around the store before time goes
One-by-one stocking but help the consumers though

[Chorus]
Night of the Consumers
Oh dip, the customers
Look out, look out, look out
I wanna lock 'em out
Night of the Consumers
Oh dip, the customers
Look out, look out, look out
I wanna lock 'em out

[Verse 2]
Oh, no, the consumers are coming, gotta run
I turn the corner and hear "excuse me" like I'm done
Not even finished with the shelves, still stacking tons
If you're fast, throw a box, make them fall and get stunned
For safety, run to the starting room or the storage
If caught, must find an item they barely looked for
Three tries to find that isle running around the store
Not found, "I want to speak to a manager" they'll roar
Then the evil "fired" from the running man himself
"Subscribe or I'll get you fired" I'm better myself
82-year-old grandma light speed past the shelves
Yes, I believe you're that old, you got the looks yourself
You seriously can't find the bubbly right there
Then there's makeup mom with that dumb baby that's bare
Don't make me look, find your own dang baby, don't know where
You don't even follow and get it clothes to wear
[Chorus]
Night of the Consumers
Oh dip, the customers
Look out, look out, look out
I wanna lock 'em out
Night of the Consumers
Oh dip, the customers
Look out, look out, look out
I wanna lock 'em out