[Intro]
You guys ready for this
This is going to be lit
Go

[Verse]
Coming in hot with a new video every day
100 million subs, he sure earned his pay
Screw T-Series, move that channel out of the way
Wouldn't be surprised if they sub botted their way
I'd rather watch paint dry than that mumbo jumbo
All that Wall Street Journal crap sent them down so low
I'd bomb that site in a click, any doubts, hell no
The media is a bunch of Nazis, I know
First channel to hit 50 mil, was there at 20
Back in 2014, old PewDiePie I see
Fridays with PewDiePie was my time, I'm supreme
Still the only Youtuber a 100 mil to be
Getting a lot of games on his own, left and right
399 for a chair, now that's a great price
Brofist in public for a sub special, that's nice
Best intro, how's it going bros, my name is PewDiePie
We are all Floor Gang now because screw Ceiling Gang
Don't do bad or you will get Tambourine of Shame
Even Edgar hits the tambourine, Floor Gang, ooh
Not afraid to make fun of something that is lame
Got shows like LWAIY, you either get big or small
Meme Review, he'll say as it is, good or muy mal
Pew News but no more, Poppy Gloria loved by all
There are many more, too many to count them all
Repopularized Minecraft, his series is best
Even though many were lost, there are surviving pets
So many Joergens gone but at least we got Sven
Sven never dies, might as well be called immortal then
Built many contraptions and buildings like meatball
Ikea Tower now in sky, flying through all
Ulla Britta Smitta Fritta guarding them all
Beats everything and gets the updates, stays on the ball
The Council of Watersheep have all been beaten
Beingt is back still running, killing chickens, bring the heat
Even got his own Minecraft song like a king's treat
Who knows what the future will bring, no one should compete