[Intro]
Bread Boys

[Chorus]
The immortals of the crusaders
Kill Jerusalem's invaders
We've got son and we've got father
Son screws up and father shoots for sure
The immortals of the crusaders
Kill Jerusalem's invaders
We've got son and we've got father
Son screws up and father shoots for sure

[Verse]
Son, have you been reading heresy
Started with top 3 favorite lunch meats
Finally got top 3 dinner meats
Wearing armor everyone can see
Father keeps shooting son with his shotgun
Son keeps going with most without his handgun
Been alive since the crusades have begun
The immortals that have been through a ton
Jaw punch of death, the ultimate attack
In 700 years, Cousin Richard's back
Teleport here and there, fight twice, a whack
Where'd he go again, who knows where he went back

[Chorus]
The immortals of the crusaders
Kill Jerusalem's invaders
We've got son and we've got father
Son screws up and father shoots for sure
The immortals of the crusaders
Kill Jerusalem's invaders
We've got son and we've got father
Son screws up and father shoots for sure

[Outro]
Bread Boys