[Intro: Jessi Slaughter and Gene Leonhardt]
Okay, this is Jessi Slaughter
And I just wanted to tell you guys that you've ruined my life
My household has been torn ever since you guys started doing this
I haven't been able to do anything
And don't be saying suicide
I'm not, I'm saying I haven't been able to eat

[Chorus]
I love being skinny, oh boy, what a pity
If you're fat, puke out your guts and give me, like, fifty
Fifty push-ups to lose all your weight now, you fat cow
I like seeing that my thighs don't touch now

[Verse]
All you do is sit on lolcow
Slit your wrist and I will watch you bleed out
If you're a femcel, why don't you starve yourself?
If you're a femcel, why don't you starve yourself?
Hi, my name is Zeija and my girlfriend's skinny, oh my god
And I takе all these drugs and I start nodding off
I'm so skinny, I look like Jack Thе Skellington
You're so fat, you wish your BMI was ten

[Chorus]
I love being skinny, oh boy, what a pity
If you're fat, puke out your guts and give me, like, fifty
Fifty push-ups to lose all your weight now, you fat cow
I like seeing that my thighs don't touch now
I love being skinny, oh boy, what a pity
If you're fat, puke out your guts and give me, like, fifty
Fifty push-ups to lose all your weight now, you fat cow
I like seeing that my thighs don't touch now
[Bridge: Gene Leonhardt]
My daughter's not lying
And I'm not gonna put up with any of your people's crap anymore
If you ain't have something nice to say about my daughter
Then keep your mouth shut
And any more of your comments you put on there
I'm reporting them all and—

[Chorus]
I love being skinny, oh boy, what a pity
If you're fat, puke out your guts and give me, like, fifty
Fifty push-ups to lose all your weight now, you fat cow
I like seeing that my thighs don't touch now