From the earth i rise and to the earth i will one day return. What's up mothershuckers, my name is Colonel Cornelius Cornwall, and I'm here today to introduce you to... corn! Corn is a North American cereal plant that yields large kernels on a cob. It’s often called maize because you can get lost in its incredible flavour! side effects of corn may include: choking, i guess.come on down to try some corn or we will sacrafice your newborn!