Saturday Night Live
What’s My Name?
(Spoken Intro)
[PARTY GUEST 1]
I need another drink

[PARTY GUEST 2]
Yeah, me too. Let's go

[PARTY GUEST 3]
Be yourself! That's the way I've always felt

[PARTY GUEST 4]
I'd love for you to come over some time, and I'd love to cook for you

[PARTY GUEST 5]
Somebody's in here

[ROB]
Okay

[PARTY GUEST 6]
Hey, man

[TOMMY]
Hey, Rob! What's goin' on, man?

[ROB]
Oh, hey man. Uh, not much
[TOMMY]
Wait, do you not remember me? We met a bunch of times

[ROB]
No, no, I know. Uh, how's it hangin'?

[TOMMY]
You seriously don't recognize me!

[ROB]
No, I do

[TOMMY]
What's my name?

[ROB]
What?

[TOMMY]
What's my name?

(Song)
[ROB]
Why is this happenin' to me?
It's supposed to be a friendly party
And now I'm forced to search my brain
Why would he ask to say his name?
How's he so bold and confident?
This is not how you make a friend
I'm lookin' at him for some kind of hint
Maybe he'll reintroduce himself again

But that's not this guy, he's gonna teach me a lesson
It's fun to make me feel so small (so small)
He firmly believes he made a big impression
And his face is known by all

Yeah, you put me on the spot
You put me on the spot
And that stinks, it really stinks that you did that
You put me on the spot
You put me on the spot
That's so weird, it's kinda weird that you did that

I don't know his name, but it's too late to confess it
I guess I'll have to guess it

(Spoken)
Is it Tommy?

[TOMMY]
What's that?
[ROB]
Tommy?

[TOMMY]
Yep, you got it!

(Song)
[ROB]
Yes!
I can't believe that I got it right!
We're gonna have fun tonight!
Now my only problem is
I'm startin' to disappear

(Spoken)
[TOMMY]
Hey, man, you're like, kinda startin' to fade away

[ROB]
Yes, I am. That's not how I expected this party to end. Can you let Katie know I had a great time?

[TOMMY]
Yeah, no problem

(Outro)
[ROB]
I hope he doesn't forget to tell Katie