[Intro: Jace McLain]
I thought that I had everybody on my side
But I went and blew it all sky high
And now she won't even spare a passing glance
All just because I ripped my pants

[Chorus: Kyle Thorne]
When big Larry came 'round just to put him down
SpongeBob turned into a clown
And no girl ever wants to dance
With a fool who went and ripped his pants

[Refrain: Kyle Thorne & Jace McLain]
I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse
But the pain feels so much worse
'Cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun
Than a burn from the sun, or sand in your buns

[Instrumental Bridge]

[Refrain: Jace McLain, Jace McLain & Kyle Thorne]
I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't (dolphin noise) curse
But the pain feels so (dolphin noise) worse
'Cause winding up with no one is a lot less fun
Than a burn from the sun, or sand in your buns
[Outro: Jace McLain, Jace McLain & Kyle Thorne]
Now I learned a lеsson I won't soon forget
So listen and you won't regrеt
Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance
And you won't end up like the fool who ripped his pants