All through my life
Since a lad, I've wanted just to write
But I'm not yet published
They say my stuff's rubbish, now

J.K Rowling
Wrote a book and got rich overnight
I got none completed
Makes me feel defeated

My artistry's not gettin' me to gettin' closer
So artlessly, I'll take a metaphor knight bus and throw her

I'm-a-Rowling back in time
To write the books before she has a say
Set the pod for my space crimes
I'm Sirius, not J.K

Now I'm loaded
And now, Rowling's in a mental ward
Where she got committed
Oncе I counterfeited

Shе's been writing Harry Potter pages on the walls
Screams about me nightly
I change her spoilers slightly
I'm-a-Rowling back in time
To write the books before she has a say
Set the pod for my space crimes
I'm Sirius, not J.K

And factually, she's quite correct that I deceived her
But naturally, nobody ever will believe her