Hi, I'm fuckin' Eddie Dingle
I met this girl named Nan
She overpopulated my senses
And then fuckin' dicked me over

What's your big secret, babe?
Could you give me a clue?
Oh silly billy girl, I'm so in love with you
Won't you tell me what's
What's on your mind
If you'd open your head tell me what would I find
Are you for real?
What do you feel?

Finders keepers, losers weepers, babe
If I could get the lid off, I'd look into the jar
Is this the best that I can do?
It ain't done me no good so far
Mind over matter
But it seems I don't matter at all you fucker

Nan, a table for one
You think I could be invited to come you fuck?

What's your big secret, babe?
Could you give me a clue?
Oh silly billy girl I'm so in love with you
Won't you tell me what's on your mind
If you'd open your head tell me what would I find
Are you for real?
What do you feel?
You know, I saw you yesterday walkin' with Danny
He's a fucker, and you're a fucker too
You know what you did to me babe?
Yeah, you know what you did, now you're walkin' with Danny down the street
How do you think that makes me feel, huh?
How do you think that made me feel, huh?
You think I like it here, you fucker?
You fuckin' bitch, I hate you, you fucker
You fuckin' bitch, I hate you, you
You keep walkin' with Danny
You keep fuckin' walkin' with Danny, I don't give a fuck
Yeah, I don't give a flying fuck about you or Danny, you bitch

Bitch