(Shit!)

[Verse 1]
I do not have a vagina but I know what I'm doin'
And I know what to tell the ladies 'bout tabooin'
I do not have a vagina but I'm the one parolin'
Now ladies, hear me out, ya need some schoolin'

[Pre-Chorus]
I don't want you to do the nasty doin' the do that I do because I'm so sexy

[Chorus]
Now onwards, I'll sign this thing that says I'm da man
All right! (Vagina Regulator)
Don't pay no mind, you don't got what I got, sexy
All right! (Vagina Regulator)

[Instrumental Bridge]

[Verse 2]
I do not have a vagina but I know how to woo 'em
I’ve had so many girls, ignore them suin’
I do not have a vagina but I know how to screw 'em
You can't do that except in stuff I'm Googlin'

[Pre-Chorus]
I know just what to do 'bout all this doin' the do that everyone but me's doin, baby
[Chorus]
Now onwards, I'll sign this thing that says I'm da man
All right! (Vagina Regulator)
Don't pay no mind, you don't got what I got, sexy
All right! (Vagina Regulator)
Yo, watch me sign then I'll whistle at your behind
All right! (Vagina Regulator)
You're at the grind
And your choice and your voice is mine (Vagina Regulator)