Don't panic, my mechanic's gonna get in his pantsuit
You're stuck in Pansylvania, might as well get my pan flute
So grab the pans of pancakes, it's a dinner show for all
And open up Pandora's box and get into the hall

Cause I'm a pansexual pantheist
And I'm not pandering, I just can't help that I was born the best
So if you wanna see me in a panoramic view
Then pantomime you're part of me when I'm a part of you

The panthers and the pangolins will dance the night away
So join and shake your pancreas, soon you'll be feeling gay
My pantaloons will keep it classy whilst upon the floor
My pantyhose will keep you panting "give me more more more!"

Cause I'm a pansexual pantheist
And I'm not pandering, I just can't help that I was born the best
So if you wanna see me in a panoramic view
Then pantomime you're part of me when I'm a part of you

A panda never gets it on but I'll get on the swing
We are pan-dimensional, we're one with everything
You know I'll get you fixed up once my panel's gone to plan
And danger lurks about so stick around and don't get panned

Cause I'm a pansexual pantheist
And I'm not pandering, I just can't help that I was born the best
So if you wanna see me in a panoramic view
Then pantomime you're part of me when I'm a part of you
I'm just a pansexual pantheist
And I'm not pandering, I just can't help that I was born the best
So if you wanna see me in a panoramic view
Then pantomime you're part of me when I'm a part of you