[Verse 1: Jace McLain]
It's been three weeks since he last showed
And, yes, he showed just like I knew he would
Preys by my house and then jumps the fence
And then presents me with some old baked goods

[Hook: Kyle Thorne]
These eggs be green but taste the same
Don't mind your spleen and taste the fame

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 2: Jace McLain]
The house is dark, but I hear a voice
I've got no choice but try to run away
The light comes on and I see his hat
He wields a spatula and green duct tape

[Bridge: Kyle Thorne]
Don't try escaping from your seat
You're weak and need to eat
I'll try to untie you
Once your meal's complete
Don't try escaping from your seat
I need your meal critique
Refer this great service
You can't beat this meat
[Verse 3/Outro: Jace McLain]
I woke up later and he was gone
And I was on my bed, he called it quits
No evidence, it makes no sense
No fingerprints, damn those oven mitts
Now I'm setting out to make things right
There'll be a fight the likes he's never had
My life can't end before this story concludes
But hey the food was really not that bad