Wake up in the morning though last night I couldn't sleep
Packed my bags up cause today I am in for a treat
Puttin' on my costume and then I will hit the road
I'm feelin' so excited that my brain just might explode

I just can't wait to get there and show off my fanboyness
I've never felt this cheerful since I won six games of chess
My costume was 200 bucks and I'll wear it in the car
I'm gonna get the autograph of my favorite star

At the Teletubbies convention, yes the Teletubbies convention
All my dreams will come true and oh yeah, did I mention?
Bands and fans and people dressed up just like Tinky-Winky
Say eh-oh, La La and Po! It's picture time with Dipsy!

Look there's Anne Wood signing stuff and all the merchandise
A stand where you can ask Po any question for advice
And they're showing a pre-screening of a brand new episode
I'm among the first to see it, my excitement's overflowed
I just got a bootleg of the Japanese dub...
And I am now a member of the Teletubbies Fan Club!

Some people may laugh at me and say I'm immature
But I don't care what people think, my fandom is secure
It's such a joy to buy a toy and keep it in the box
Now I dunno about you... but Teletubbies rocks my socks!
The Teletubbies convention, yes the Teletubbies convention
Bought some brand new wallpaper, I'll decorate my kitchen
Man I plan to come next year and dress like Tinky-Winky
Say eh-oh, La La and Po! It's picture time with Dipsy!

See you at the Care Bears con next week...