Weird Al was just playing a show
When Bob Ricci jumped from the front row
But suddenly Paul and Storm came from the dark
And hit Al and Bob which made a huge mark
Bob Ricci got mad and he tried to attack
But he got blocked by the wrath of Jack Black
Who proceeded to kick Paul and Storm in the bum
When out of the blue popped Raymond and Scum

And they started beating up Al Yankovic
But Seamonkey came and gave a swift kick
But before he could make it back to his sea cave
Frank Zappa then popped out of his grave
And he pulled out a shotgun but got punched in the back
Which gave all the others the chance to attack
And the shotgun flew right out of his hands
And he was hurt so bad that he could not stand

This is the ultimate showdown of musical comedy
Demented bands and explosions
As far as the eye can see
And only one will survive I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown of musical comedy

Steve Goodie popped out and punched Raymond and Scum
But he had his own tactic of hit ‘em and run
Then the Arrogant Worms went into a frenzy
And zapped everyone but Tenacious D
Who flew out the sky and were clearly ready
Cause Jack Black pulled out a huge machete
But Steve Goodie tripped him he fell on the floor
And strapped him down he couldn’t fight anymore
Then he saw Throwing Toasters sneaking up from behind
Because Steve’s parody had just crossed the line
But before he could take any toasters to the face
Carla Ulbrich punched his waist
Then out of nowhere Worm Quartet jumped below
And he tripped Hard ‘n Phirm while they were doing a show
But Dino-Mike flew in with his huge cape
And used heat vision to set ShoEboX straight

This is the ultimate showdown of musical comedy
Demented bands and explosions
As far as the eye can see
And only one will survive I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown…

Then everyone looked up, not expecting to see
Down from the heavens descended Luke Ski
Who delivered a FuMP that knocked them down
Because of its loud obnoxious sound
He went over to the stage, smiling with glee
And started to rap like some stupid Trekkie
But Carrie Dahlby, to everyone’s surprise
Smiled and kicked Luke in between his thighs

Then Ookla the Mok and Jonathan Coulton
Logan Whitehurst and the junior science club’s snowman
And of course Lemon Demon, who’s probably screamin’
And Power Salad and The Four Postmen
MC Lars, They Might Be Giants
Sudden Death, who starts a riot
Tom Lehrer, Tom Smith
Weird Al on his Grapefruit Diet
Robert Lund and Hot Waffles offer
To help Barnes & Barnes and Possible Oscar
Came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they all kicked Luke and his fanboy ass
It was the biggest stage battle that the world ever saw
Making Dr. Demento stare in total awe

The fight raged on for century
Many lives were claimed but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their better
Nuclear Bubble Wrap, cause they’re the best ever

This is the ultimate showdown of musical comedy
Demented bands and explosions
As far as the eye can see
And only one will survive I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown (This is the ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown (This is the ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown of musical comedy