[Verse 1]
I'm on a Megabus
Gift wrapped and ominous
A bouquet of white lilies on my knees
When from across the aisle
Wayfarers and a smile
As out the window asphalt turns to trees

[Chorus]
I said "I'm going to Beth David
Oh, Beth David here I come
I'm headed home to give you back another one"
Oh, Beth David here I come
I'm gettin' hungry, gettin' numb
And if memory serves there's no hors d'oeuvres 'til the services are done

[Verse 2]
With a head like a mеgaton
This morning found me overrun
With more than just a baggy could contain
So I bought a tickеt, got in line
Heart's broke but it works just fine
If it's still pumping blood into my veins

[Chorus]
So I'm going to Beth David
Oh, Beth David here I come
I'm headed home to give you back another one
Oh, Beth David here I come
I'm gettin' hungry, gettin' numb
'Cause if memory serves there's no hors d'oeuvres 'til the services are done
[Bridge]
Well, one day it's
Two knocks
White cloth
Pine box
And Beth David here I come
Gettin' hungry, gettin' numb
'Cause if memory serves there's no hors d'oeuvres 'til the services are done

[Chorus]
Oh, I'm going to Beth David
Oh, Beth David here I come
I'm headed home to give you back another one
Oh, Beth David here I come
I'm gettin' hungry, gettin' numb
'Cause if memory serves there's no hors d'oeuvres 'til the services are done